Live from the PHP Summit conference in Munich: NoSQL in MySQL. A couple of hours ago I gave a talk about NoSQL in MySQL, contents: what is NoSQL, what is HandlerSocket, what is the InnoDB Memcached Plugin InnoDB and how to use with PHP, is this NoSQL? Slides are below.
The talk was called a night session. Night session means, its the last talk for the day. After eight hours packed with workshops everybody is a bit tired and exhausted. What else could I do but tell them a bed story. What else could I do but make it a puppet theater starring Kasperle, Sakila, Innobear and others? According the Wikipedia, the puppet name Kasperle has its roots in Munich.
Also, NoSQL in MySQL must be a fairytale. All Ulfs know that databases are named after the children of the database inventors. Monty Ulf Widenius has three children: My, Max and Maria. But, he does not have a son called No. In fact, the name No does not exist…
There’s some serious stuff in the slides as well. The fairytale is only there to keep people aware. Have a look!